Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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