I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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