it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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