Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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