Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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