yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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