doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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