HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
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Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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