How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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