I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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