I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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