Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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