Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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