Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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