i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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