i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
