...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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