ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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