If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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