Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
