I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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