CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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