The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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