it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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