I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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