This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You are a booty call, not a friend.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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