Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
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go home
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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