So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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