doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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