I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
