i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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