No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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