I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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