woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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