He asked me if I "almost moaned"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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