C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Two words: blizzard sex
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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