i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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I need a burrito and a hug.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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