i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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