Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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