quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
accomplished twins. life is a go
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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