....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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