Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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