This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
