you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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