I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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