is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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