Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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