Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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