Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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