dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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