oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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