your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
How many fucks given?
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