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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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