Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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