And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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