So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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