Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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